Words lived by Forrest Gump for years…
In fact I have compiled a list of stupid things Joel has done in just the last six months. I mean, yes… we all have done something stupid during our time here on Earth but Joel is raising the bar to a whole new level.
- You almost burned down Brown Daub Chevy with an electrical cord.
- You douched the entire front of the station vehicle with a king sized coffee when you were told never to have liquids in the vehicle.
- You set off your car alarm at 3am to wake up half of Emmaus.
- You “forgot” to put your car in park and rammed your new Chevy Cruze through your parent’s garage door.
And the most recent gem…
- You poured windshield washer fluid into the oil intake in your car. SMART!