The Empire Strips Back – A Burlesque Parody

The Empire Strips Back – A Burlesque Parody comes to the Sands Bethlehem Event Center on Wednesday, May 1st!

Featuring all of the classic Star Wars characters, The Empire Strips Back – A Burlesque Parody takes audiences to a galaxy far, far away, creating one of the most unforgettable (and unauthorized) theatrical versions of the beloved franchise. Combining striptease, song and dance, troupe routines and plenty of humor, audiences are transported into the world of burlesque to witness a menacing troop of seriously sexy Stormtroopers, a dangerously seductive Boba Fett, tantalizing Twi’leks, a delightfully lukewarm Taun Taun, a lady-like Skywalker, and of course, scantily clad and daring Droids. Even Darth Vader will explore her feminine side with a fantastical twist.

Tickets for this show go on-sale Friday, January 18th at 10am. Exclusive to Hawk listeners purchase your tickets early using code EWOK from 10am Wednesday, January 16th through 10pm Thursday, January 17th. Don’t miss the sexist Star Wars show around!

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