It all started as a mundane zoning battle between carpenter Jamie Gagné and his town hall. Gagné wanted to replace his workshop that had burned down the day after Christmas. Building inspectors said he didn’t follow his own plans. It’s the sort of thing that happens every week in every town and city in America — but only in upstate Wilton, New York, has it turned into an ugly all-out war featuring an illuminated 7-ft carved pine penis…
