Morning Show – Bad Pick-Up Lines! – 7/18/18

According to a recent study of single women, 80% of them still claim that using a cheesy pick up line to break the ice is still a big no-no when it comes to closing in on a date!  I mean let’s face it…if you have to be cheesy to start a conversation you deserve to be dismissed…but this study also claims that the remaining 20% do not mind a creative pick up line.  So this morning we are looking for some of the new creative pick-up lines. Here’s some of my favorites…

  • “They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.”
  • “Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”
  • “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
  • “Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.”
  • “Well here I am what are your other two wishes?”
  • “I was blinded by your beauty I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes”
  • “Hey I’m Microsoft can I crash at your place tonight?”

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